Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and
says, "Doc, I'm getting married this week-end, and my fiancee thinks
I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
After the doctor stopped laughing, he said, " Medically, no. But
here's something you can try on your wedding night. When you're
getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper
thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell
him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for
this.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The
wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her
leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the
elastic band, and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that??"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity
snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"