A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a
humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened
the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?!" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm
38 and still living at home with my parents and this is the
closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found
his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?!" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm
38 and still living at home with my parents and this is the
closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again,
this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her
husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away
beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."