A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom
is preparing a meal and says: "Mom, the last few
nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming
out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it
is, you're sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and
down. Why are you doing that?"
The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your
dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him
back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the
air out of him." The little kid just shakes his head and says,
"Mom, you're wasting your time."
"Because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door
comes over and blows daddy right back up!