Potentially
Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't
pass up an opportunity like that."
Johnny then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh absolutely, I'd just love to
do that! I'd do it for free!"
Then he went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
Johnny pondered that for a few days, then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference
between potentially and realistically?
Little Johnny replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting
on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living
with two sluts and a fag.