This man was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window. Then he
looked for himself and saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in his area
to help, so he said ok, hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them
all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area,
an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars
red-handed. One of the policeman said to this man: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!" He replied "I thought you said there was nobody available!"