What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left."
So they turned around and went home.
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What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
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What did the Blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.