A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he
was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on
his face.
"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it if
you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He was about to
pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief
was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.
Three white buttons were identified by the letters: "WW", "WA", and "PP",
and there was one red button labeled "ATR". Who would really know if he
touched them? He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this,
so he pushed the "WW" button. Warm Water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
Such a nice feeling came over him. The men's restroom didn't have nice things
like this.
Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the "WA" button. Warm Air
replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his
underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and
without hesitation, he pressed the "PP" button. A large Powder Puff caressed
his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of
Tender loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit.
When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!
*****
He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in
the ladies restroom!"
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk
expanded to a grin. "That last button marked "ATR" is an Automatic Tampax
Remover.