A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent
his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and
stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what
are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're
mating," her father replied. "What do you call the
spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy
longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one
is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No,"
her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not
having THAT sort of shit in our garden."