The boss of a small advertising company called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. Everyone gathered.
The employer, who understood the benefits of having
fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting
was to have a quick contest, with the theme being
"Viagra advertising slogans."
After dividing his staff into 10 groups of three,
they were asked to come up with an advertisement
slogan for "Viagara". The only rule was they had
to use past ad slogans that captured the essence of the
drug.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions. The boss, being amused by
the results, created a "Top Ten" list to share with
his staff. Needless to say the rest of their week
went by very well.
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And by unanimous vote, the number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.