Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to
start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put
their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked
around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to
the flag..."
When his eyes fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the
right cheek of his buttocks.
"Johnny, I will not continue 'til you put your hand over your
heart." Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his
heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me
here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."