IDIOTS IN FAST FOOD
I went inside a McDonalds one time and ordered 2 ice cream cones. I was
asked if they were for here or to go and I said "What difference does it
make?" The girl behind the counter said "I can't let you have them
if you don't answer my question". I said "One is for here and one is to go". I
then paid for the 2 cones and left.
IDIOTS AT WORK...
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.He
informed me that he could not complete the transaction unless the card was
signed. When I asked why, he explained that it was necessary to compare the
signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the
receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of him. He carefully compared
that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
they matched.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety
Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no
longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has
anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing
with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when he asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the
light is red. He responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
SIGHTING #3:
Recognize anyone here? At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving
the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is fun. We should
have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each
other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching Mack truck.
SIGHTING #4:
I worked with an Individual who plugged his power strip back into itself
and for the life of him could not understand why his system would not turn on.
SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went
to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."