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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??

Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

How can something be "new and improved"? If it's new what was it improving on?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What year did Jesus think it was?

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said "Quit while you're ahead"?

How do "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get there?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Is a metaphor like a simile?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?