Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big!
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to
get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your
butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore
her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?"