A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious
nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted
so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One
day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about
his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she
told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour
over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of
clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70
her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and
traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very
excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the
road over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree.
His girlfriend was thrown clear but he was trapped. She
tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go up to
the road and get help," he said. "But I haven't anything
to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around,
but could only reach one of his shoes."You'll have to put
this between your legs to cover it up," he told her So she
did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along
came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the
road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend my
boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs
replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner.