A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined
with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband
cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one
of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair". Of course,
she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window
of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, "I
warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and
apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come
on in." When they opened the door they saw glass all over the
place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the
broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke the window?" "Uh yeah,we're sure sorry about
that" the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been
trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's
great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem", said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants from every
country in the world" she said. "Consider it done." the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do
you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the
rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and
afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35" she
responded breathlessly. "No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of
you still believe in genies?