A young woman is invited to her fiance's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning
to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but all at the table heard the
faint 'poof'.
Before she even has a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looks over at the family dog laying under the table at the young woman's
feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "Man, this is great! They don't suspect a thing,"
and a smile of relief came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she begins to feel the rumbling in her belly
and gas pains again. She coyly lifts a leg and lets a much louder and
longer fart. Again, the father casts a stern glance at the dog and yells,
"Dammit Skippy!"
The woman smiled and thought "Yes! It worked again!" A few minutes
later the young lady feels her stomach rumble followed by gas
pains....this time she doesn't bat an eye and lets a big ol' fart that
rattles the wine glasses on the table. The father looks at the dog with
disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on
you!"