Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near
Hillary's hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill stops
at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out
and looks into the window. "Hey, Hillary! We used to
date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks.
They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays, and they
leave. As they drive, Bill is feeling very proud of himself
and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be
if you hadn't married me," he says. Hillary looks at Bill
and says to him,
"Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas and he'd be President"