Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt. Lena says,
"Ole, dat's some chest you have dare."
Ole says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
Next he took off his pants. Lena says, "Ole dat's nice calves
you have dare."
Ole says, "Lena dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants
and Lena screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his
clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her Ole said,
"Lena, viy did you run out like dat?"
Lena said, "With all dat dynamite around, I thought it
was going to explode when I saw how short da fuse was!