A Winchester Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a
bust. At closing time everyone came out and he spotted his potential
quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.
He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his
car. After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his
own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other
patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off.
He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally,
when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started
to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights
and pulled the man over. He administered the Breathalyzer test, and
to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was
dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I am the designated decoy!"