A beautiful young blonde boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the
economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into
the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Since the first-class seats
appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the
last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman
that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde, and
beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." Flustered,
the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the
blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her
assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde,
and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The
captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit
to discuss the blonde problem with the copilot. The copilot says that he
has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He
then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She
immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the copilot, and
rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight
attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the copilot
what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first
class section isn't going to New York."