Three gay men died and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at
the same time and were discussing what they planned
to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Benny
loved to fly so I'm going up in a plane and scatter
his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Carl
was a good fisherman so I'm going to scatter his ashes
in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jimmy
was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his
ashes in a pot of chili so he can
tear my ASS up just one more time!"