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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all
the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate
oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I
process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the
body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the
body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm
responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted
him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
You don't have to be important to be in charge....
Just an asshole.
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