Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
his boots.
So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking
him up he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
Cowboy " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road
and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with
her....and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to
pull off my shirt. so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me
to pull off my pants so I did...Then she pulls off her panties and asks
me to pull off my shorts... So I did... Then she gets on the bed and
looks at me kind of funny and says, Now go to town cowboy....
So here I am."