A guy was having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the bigwoman
next to him and says "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "well before you tell that joke, you should know
something, I'm blonde, 6 feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional
triathelete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6 ft 2
inches, weighs 220 pounds and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to
her is a blonde who's 6 ft 5 inches, weighs 250 lbs, and she's a current
professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have
to explain it three times."